There is
probably a wedgie
in your future.

Looking for a wedgie?

Is your life muddled in lameness? Do you have a massive case of the blahs? Bogged down in the blasé? Wallowing in a big, fat sea of boring?

Enough, already. There's an easy fix. All you need is a wedgie. A lemon wedgie.

Person with Lemon
Person with Lemons

Wedgies all over Cleveland?
You heard that right.

Seek out the the delightfully zesty drinks and menu items all over town this summer. The lemons are waiting!

Hit these spots.
Get a wedgie.

Sure, there are venues all around us, but these places really know how to give a proper wedgie. Come and get your fill of citrus joy!

Show us your wedgie.

You get a wedgie and that's a photo opp, my friend. Tag us and we'll share that you took one for the wedgie team!